a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.
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( c ) i only care about declan mckenna and american vandal.
the fateful few should take them all, government fall.
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